A Whole Lot of Lohan

First off, I would like to apologize to my followers and readers of my blog for being so off-schedule. It's been a crazy summer. I've actually got a job here in town (at home from school), and we went to Iowa to visit my Dads folks and my computer has been acting up and it would be far too much a pain to blog with my new Apple Ipod Touch.

For today I have two Lindsay Lohan (of course) stories. They both revolve around the recent sentencing of jail time and a rehab stint that Lohan recieved courtesy of Judge Marsha Revel. The first one is that Lohan's lawyer suddently quit after publicly dissing the judge's sentence and then quitting as the Lohan lawyer. This article is title linked and found on Star Magazine. She comments on Lindsay's nail art (a message of F U to the judge) stating that it was barely visible to the naked eye. Even so, in my opinion, Lindsay now..24 i think should be mature enough not to send such messages. And of course a TV camera present would zoom, its Lindsay Lohan. As much as I think she's a talented actress/singer, I am less than pleased with her behaviour. But instead of ratting on her, I just feel sad for her. Yes, I gossip on her, but if you notice, I never say anything crude or rude about her. According to the Star article, Lohan has found a new lawyer by the name of Tiffany Feder-Cohen. However, this statement is contradicted by a TMZ.com/USWeekly report. They report that she has hired Stuart V. Goldberg and later a rep saying that they are still looking.

This information can be found in this USWeekly article about ex-Sam Ronson defending Lohan after Joan Rivers Tweets some less than nice comments. According to the article, after the sentencing Rivers had some additional commentary to make on her Twitter account saying such things as "Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge" [referencing the nail work]; "I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet which is all liquid. 80 proof." [in reference to why Lohan was appearing at court]; "Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a big Norwegian ski instructor". You can see the Tweets for yourself here. After having enough, Sam Ronson tweeted back and retorted "Hey Joan Rivers. You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear." You can see Sam's tweets here (you have to click more and then its 4th or 5th after that). Lohan was appreciative enough to retweet and tell Sam thanks.

Katie Holmes TV Dance star?

OMG so far behind. I will get them all up in some time. I swear! A third twofer and then today's topic. 

Last Friday- Katie Holmes to appear in "So You Think You Can Dance". Last week, and earlier this week Perez Hilton of PerezHilton.com has been reporting that Katie Holmes has been taking lessons and has filmed a segment for FOX's hit show "So You Think You Can Dance". Perez's report is title linked.  Today US Weekly reports that Katie's segment is paying homage to Judy Garland. Holmes sings Garland's "Get Happy" from the 1950s musical "Summer Stock". Even the dress code and ensemble is reminiscint of Garland's performance. This segement was to be for the 100th episode but as lots of news has gotten out, it might air July 8th. Directing is Nigel Lythgoe, producer of the show and choreographer is Tyce Diorio.

Monday- "The Hills" 'star' Stephanie Pratt admists to eating disorder. US Weekly reports that Stephanie Pratt, sister to Spencer Pratt media whore, was pressured into being bulemic. She says it happened because she felt really ugly and fat compared to her "super skinny" costars. Perez Hilton also comments on it, but its about how she is a poor cover choice. For your amusement: here it is.

Tuesday- On/Off Couple Samantha Ronson+Lindsay Lohan Off Again. PerezHilton.com (linked) is reporting that Sam and Lindsay are once again off. According to Perez, after Sam dined with Nicole Richie on Monday she sent a text to Lindsay saying that it was over and to not contact her (Sam) again.  This comes after another huge argument they had when Sam was invited to Nicole's party at the Chateu Marmont and Lindsay was not. Perez speculates that this off won't last very long. However, over at Linday's Twitter Lindsay tweets "Why do people cheat? when love is always standing right in front of their face(s)?? Sr?" After haveing twitpic'd this. At first I thought it was another thing outing Justin Timberlake, but then the Sr hit me. Does it stand for seriously as i previously thought or Samantha Ronson? I did spy that infamous hat, and she's obviously upset if you follow the tweets.

Today (Wednesday)- Piers Morgan Goes Commercial- The recent perfume ad from Burger King (weird, huh?) features a very little dressed Piers Morgan, judge on both "America's Got Talent" and "Britain's Got Talent" and winner of the first "Celebrity Apprentice" against Trace Adkins (I wanted Trace over Piers personally). For me its kinda creepy and gross, but for an older man, he doesn't look half bad (photoshop or natural? Watch this clip and tell me, i think most likely natural...but i didn't look to hard. kinda skeeved me out) i'll admit. What would be worse than Piers though, is a scantily clad Simon Cowell. When asked if Simon would join him in the ad campaign Piers stated that it would be more likely for Cowell to fly to the moon in a wheelbarrow but he'd see Simon at the Royal Ascot races and would ask him.